Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick

I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Sexy Pockets

When you ugly ass fuck but you a boss and got $$$ to make her/him holla back at it.

So I was at bar the other day, and I said hi too these two fine ladys, but didn’t bother saying hi back until they found out I got the Sexy Pockets

by ElDeeDee310 September 13, 2018

Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Pocket Pickle

A small penis

"My boyfriend has such a pocket pickle"

"Have you seen that guys dick? He has a pocket pickle"

by Caitie_Cat July 3, 2017

Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

pocket pincher

A pocket pincher is someone’s bitch. Manly used in prison.

Hey come over here pocket pincher

by Put your shoes on November 23, 2017

Pocket Friend

1) A friend who can spare a few seconds to text sometimes, but not five minutes. Family and real friends always take priority
2) a screen only friendship

I got a text from my pocket friend but couldn’t answer because I was at dinner with my work friends.

by Ninafriend October 31, 2021