Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024

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Flying fish

A person who lies about his or her age on a dating or chat app or site, in the profile and photos they post and share. Unlike a catfish, a flying fish, or alternately a f-lying fish, is the person they claim to be but lies about age and shares pics that are very old and undated.

Anna had suspected that Stephen might be much older than he claimed in his dating profile but it wasn't until he shared another pic that she knew he was a flying fish.

by Unhip68 March 24, 2016

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There’s a fly

Common in the Midwest area, this is another way of saying one is going to kill themselves

If there’s a fly, I will die

by BigHotSmokingBabe May 29, 2018

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venus fly trapping

Venus Fly Trapping is something that happens to thick and hefty women when trying to have sex; it is when a the vaginal area(Inside the vagina, the Lips, and around the thighs) of the female sticks together and doesn't allow the penis to penetrate inside, it can take many many tries before being able to penetrate without the assistance of a lubricate.

M: "why won't it go in???''
F: ''I guess I'm Venus fly trapping."
M: "Oh, well then I'll run and get the lube."

by The Worm Hole December 3, 2016

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