Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.
"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"
by rhino1 June 5, 2009
Get the fart gogglesmug. A fart which is released from someone's bare, unclothed ass. As opposed to a filtered fart which passes through underwear and/or outer clothing, a raw fart is smellier and will expell fecal matter and bacteria onto any nearby surface.
Person 1: Hey, why is Todd so sick?
Person 2: I released a raw fart into his silverware drawer.
Person 1: Wow, that will be the gift that keeps on giving until he's done using all those forks, spoons, and knives!
Person 2: I released a raw fart into his silverware drawer.
Person 1: Wow, that will be the gift that keeps on giving until he's done using all those forks, spoons, and knives!
by Dr.FartScientist June 7, 2017
Get the raw fartmug. The heat felt from ones farts. It can be felt through direct contact with the fart, or afterward through contact with seat cushions that were just in contact with the fart.
by con serving time January 20, 2011
Get the Fart Heatmug. talking random jibberish to get rid of an awkward silence of a conversation that just dies before it even gets started
Scene: a dinner party and two women bring their hugely boring friend out for dinner to cheer her up but the partys over before it starts so someone has to fart talk to revive it
so how are you?
Fine...
Any news?
No....(awkward silence)
So, have you heard recently that after a chicken loose his head that he can live for forty days? did you know my neighbour has 5 rabbits???
....silence....
so how are you?
Fine...
Any news?
No....(awkward silence)
So, have you heard recently that after a chicken loose his head that he can live for forty days? did you know my neighbour has 5 rabbits???
....silence....
by ttlovecc July 24, 2011
Get the fart talkmug. Being so overcome with feeling that some flatulence actually sneak out, usually from laughing really hard, or experiencing another extreme emotion.
Usually, in more serious cases, people tend to look the other way, like in nursing homes or car accidents, but yet the normal human will sneak that one giggle out before wiping the smile off of their face.
Usually, in more serious cases, people tend to look the other way, like in nursing homes or car accidents, but yet the normal human will sneak that one giggle out before wiping the smile off of their face.
Man1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Men 2,3, and 4: Idk why?
Man1: To get to the other side!
All Men together: *laughing hysterically*Man3 farts noticeably while loling.
All Men: Laugh harder from the seeping flatulence.
Man 2: *farts*
Man 1: *while laughing* you guys have a bad case of the Anxiety Farts don't you?
Man 3: Yeah, its just some Laughing Gas.
Men 2,3, and 4: Idk why?
Man1: To get to the other side!
All Men together: *laughing hysterically*Man3 farts noticeably while loling.
All Men: Laugh harder from the seeping flatulence.
Man 2: *farts*
Man 1: *while laughing* you guys have a bad case of the Anxiety Farts don't you?
Man 3: Yeah, its just some Laughing Gas.
by CyNickSter December 27, 2010
Get the Anxiety Fartmug. 
Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.
by TTZM July 10, 2004
Get the guiness fartsmug.