Egg Yolks

A man’s testes; balls

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021

Egg

When your waiting for your mum to get off the phone to tell her that you at six LEGO pieces

Mum I swallowed lego and my vision is fading also egg

by Epic fortnite win June 17, 2019

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

Oof Eggs

Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!

Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.

I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye

by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021

gregg the egg

he an egg name gregg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

by egggreggegg May 7, 2019

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

Cadbury's Cream Egg

where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.

hey dude do much last night?

yeh bro totally did the Cadbury's Cream Egg

by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021