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David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.
Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?
by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023
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David

A person who brings a macetă to school.
Don t be such a David put the knife down.
by tatal tau November 22, 2021
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David Dobrik

Guy that was dumped by Liza Koshy after dating for 2 years.
person 1: Did David Dobrik and Liza Koshy break up?
person 2: Yea, she broke up with him in january.
by dobrikkoshy August 30, 2018
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David

The person with the smallest pp in the world like black vagina dog
Smallest pp David!!
by Mklvoaica November 21, 2021
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david ramos

An amazing friend who is like a brother and should be protected
Me: Hi david Ramos how is u todays
David: aw thanks bestie
by Sebagrell is OTP February 17, 2019
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david

david’s such a fucker. what a little bitch.
by adsav12 September 26, 2018
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David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.
"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"
by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019
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