Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.

Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!

by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024

David

David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.

“Perfection means David, and David is perfection”

Vincent Van Gogh

by Mister mellow November 22, 2021

David Schneider

A pussy bitch that struggles to rob females because he uses an empty clip. Cant rob males because he always gets his shit rocked. Also know to look like AIDS under a microscope.

Oh jesus not DAVID SCHNEIDER. He just got beat up and the video went viral on snapchat.

by BitchyVibess December 1, 2019

Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.

Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys

by Top Shotta March 3, 2024

David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick

U suck a lot of dick David

by Rhdjdndnnddn May 8, 2020

David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend

Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.

by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020

david that goliath

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.

"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"

by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017