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Distress Call No 2

WHY IS ALL OF KANYE'S DISCOGRAPHY 3 SECONDS LONG?!?!?!?!?!! WHY IS INTRO 4 HOURS LONG??!?!!! HUH!!???
"Man i hate Gorillaz now"
distress call no 2
by psychoBBY August 16, 2023
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Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
by Amonaly March 8, 2022
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Calls

Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:

a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity

Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.
Me: 'Hey Calls'
Callum: 'Yup'
Me: Silent internal hysteria
by Stickydragon January 17, 2024
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Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter
Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.
by Booby-boy November 6, 2017
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cock on call

Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand
My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.
by All A's January 30, 2014
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Midlife booty call

Casual acts of sex with new and/or previous partners.

Also see: swinging
The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"
by Papoose19 June 11, 2017
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