Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

by Nyxy January 2, 2020

Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

A merge of many foods that is bound to kill anyone who eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake Killed my dad"

by chickenP0X_box July 6, 2022

Red Velvet Cake

1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.

Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!

by stlmk998 April 16, 2014

Sexy muffin cake

noun; a lesbian term for another woman who is VERY attractive.

2: Verb; to be kinky sexy, but not overly kinky.

1: I called Cheyenne a sexy muffin cake.
2: Amanda was being such a sexy muffin cake

by Alexa Ginger Cyric Haliwell August 23, 2008

Jizzly Ball Cake

A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well with cream. Warning: may contain nuts.

Louis: mmmhmmm that was some good Jizzly Ball Cake we had last night
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet

by louismitchell July 3, 2009

Baking a twinkle cake

euphemism for gay sex

Candace: Where's Stephen?
Kelsey: Oh, he's baking a twinkle cake with Felipe.

by UChicoggles May 22, 2011