african beer bottle

What a drunk supporter at a football/soccer match throws when he is upset that his team is losing

"When I was at the D.C. United match I got hit with African beer bottle"

by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017

Beer delay

The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit

*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*

Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay

by Burgerbude March 21, 2018

Beer can

A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.

The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

Beer Palm

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.

"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."

"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."

by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009

Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.

“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”

by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024

Toot Beer

The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.

Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!

by homit March 13, 2021