Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Bum

bum is something that’s on your lower back, sometimes it’s flat and sometimes it’s really big

Wow Felisha! Your bum is massive!

Wow Stacey your bum is so flat!

by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020

bum kazoo

The act of placing a layer of cling-film over your anus and expelling gas to create the effect of a kazoo.

My German friend plays a mean bum kazoo!

by ZastinLD September 20, 2016

bum

heehee 🤭

"bum, TEEHEE"

by ells_x0xo September 30, 2023

bum

You, you are a bum for searching this up

The person reading this is a bum

by justapersona April 13, 2022

Bum

Anus

John,your bum is nice

by Your daddy is my daddy May 3, 2018

Bum

Is to scared to do anything

She is a bum because she is scared to do stuff

by anonymous April 19, 2021