Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 12, 2017

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Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022

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block-suit

A Minecraft skin or Minecraft OC made into a suit representing it. Typically used by Minecraftsexuals, whether for sexual reasons or just roleplay

"I like my block-suit"

by The Minecraft Man February 12, 2021

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Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation

I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space

by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024

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