Tom

Tom is tall
Tom is good looking
Tom is a good boyfriend

Tom is working on getting abs

Tom is cool

Tom treats girls good

Oh hey look it’s Tom

Corrrrrr what a fitty

by Stars rela February 20, 2018

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Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.

Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"

by Tom is fit July 27, 2018

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Pulling a Tom

“To pull a Tom” (Disparaging)
To arrive significantly late to a pre arranged meeting with another individual in a manner similar to what a Tom would do.

Tom: Fuck I’m pulling a Tom!
Kevin: Oh no so you’ll be late?
Tom: skibidbi toilet

by Dom of Tom February 2, 2024

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Tom Holland is a british actor best known for portraying Spider-Man for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He is so much more than that. He is a dancer, he can speak Spanish and sing beautifully. He's been romoured to date Zendaya, but has denied it. It doesn't matter who he dates, the most important thing is that he is happy (and some fans should start respecting his privacy). He's also well known for Dave the frog (a frog living in his mouth), Rihanna lip sync (which he doesn't really like to be reminded of) and Quacksons (which is not that funny anymore since me and other british people pronounce it just like that). When there's not enough eggs in the shop he buys chickens to solve the problem, he has played in Billie Eliot the musical, he has
three amazing and talented brothers- Sam, Harry and Paddy (Patrick). He loves his fans and is generally too kind for this world. He loves meeting children in hospitals and making their day better. He can't play golf. Interestingly enough, he's scared of spiders. He is in romantic relationship with actor Jake Gyllenhaal. He is a Harry Potter fan and knows more than J.K. Rowling. In the past, he used to have problems with keeping secrets and he spoiled some movies a couple of times, but he has worked on that and now even gets real scripts of movies he plays in. These were some of the many facts about him. In conclusion, he is one precious and lovely human being who deserves privacy, support, love and all the happiness in the world.

I have once met Tom Holland in a restaurant when he was having dinner with his family, so I didn't bother him, I just waved at him when I was leaving and he waved back!

You did an amazing thing, I'm sure he was glad that he could have dinner with his family like a normal person.

Tom Holland is a lovely human being who deserves privacy, support, love and happiness.

by LucyTheTomHollandFan April 1, 2020

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