low flying military aircraft

When you swoop in dive tackle yo mate to the ground with the precision of a mk2 fighter jet

Jimbo: Oi daniel lmfao my bae just got floored by a low flying military aircraft
Daniel : Yes g

by j.hamós May 21, 2018

DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect

After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Fly straight

Fly straight means to live clean, to stay out of trouble and live an honest life. It also means to do the right thing.

I’m not lying and cheating on my wife Im going to fly straight.

by DifferentCloth November 25, 2024

Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off

Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!

by NotTesla May 24, 2022

Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!

Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.

by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022

Fly and die

In rowing, the (usually novice) mistakes of starting a piece far harder/faster than you can sustain, resulting in a catastrophic 'blow up', and finishing at a snail's pace.

Have you seen Ben's core erg?! Talk about fly and die!

by elflover99 September 12, 2024