I pod douche

An I pod douche is a person who likes to use and play other peoples' i pods or i phones just to beat their high scores on their games. An i pod douche usually informs the i pod owner and surrounding people (usually friends or family) of his achievement of beating the high score.

Bryce: "Hey I beat your high score!"
Eric: "Stop being such an i pod douche"

by 12345Big12345Brown12345 February 21, 2010

Team super douche

A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!

What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?

by Telephony February 18, 2014

bag le douche

someone who is being more than your average douchebag. calling them the french version of the word implies that they are not only a douchebag but they are also french, making the insult far worse.

man 1: geez, that guys is a douchebag.

man 2: no, dude. what that bag le douche did transcends normal douchebaggery.

by c-web October 24, 2007

Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...

"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."

by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

Hipster Douche Clichè

A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.

I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.

by CACubsFan March 12, 2017

Douche bag extraordinaire

Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.

When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.

You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.

After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.

Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...

by IisMathwizard June 18, 2012

douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy

Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.

by Booty Snatchin Pirates July 12, 2008