A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
Get the 5 aside footballmug. 5 is the fith number of all the number (without counting in negatif) before is 4,3,2,1,0 if you say it as the number it dont have a real definition
by TAL104 May 23, 2023
Get the 5 numbermug. by Dude558 June 14, 2023
Get the 5$T⭐️R Charactermug. 
A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral
by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020
Get the J-5mug. It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.
Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
Get the Battle Game In 5 Secondsmug.