1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
by tirtle July 9, 2018

David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation
David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up
by Meandmybros January 27, 2019

by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023

A boy who thinks he knows his own sexuality, but in reality the most sus person you will ever meet. David has a fantasy about getting fucked by Armit Arlert in titan form.
by Donyea January 1, 2020

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david
by User T70 July 6, 2024
