Jake

The name that is most associated with the last name Wu.

Lawrence: Do you know there is a 變態佬 at the office?
Thomas: Yes, I know Wu Jake

by Not Carvin December 3, 2021

jake briningstool

sexiest man alive

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!

by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020

Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: A black guy
Jake: A white guy

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors

by Psychological terror December 14, 2020

Jake

A man terrible at swimming

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake

by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019

Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.

You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.

by thickcock121 February 27, 2024

Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.

Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.

by KarenPleaseIJustWantToSeeThem July 22, 2019

Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat

Don’t be a jake chalk mush

by Charva6 January 17, 2022