jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

Brain Dead

Andrew when he plays Overwatch

“Andrew is soo brain dead

by Nat big homo June 2, 2019

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

brain mobilization

when your brain gets so high that you feel like you might disintegrate into oblivion

george, help, I think i'm having fatal brain mobilization

by koolcatSophiefan September 6, 2019

Brain TV

The hallucinations/visions you get when trying to get to sleep after taking MDMA e.g. thinking you are somewhere else, talking to someone else or getting imaginary texts on your phone

Dropped 3 pills last night, couldn't sleep for ages the brain tv was a madness

by IOBEPARG January 19, 2020

brain folded

Having your brain folded is when you or a specific person says something so stupid you can’t believe

Person 1: Bro why do they call them strippers their close are already off

Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded

by TNewman1234 August 11, 2017

beauty with brains

A person (usually a girl) who is considered attractive and intelligent at the same time.

Person 1: She's so pretty
Person 2: And she's smart too
Person 1: What a beauty with brains 😍😍

by hotboy🥵🥵😘😘123455526544 September 20, 2022