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donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine
I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!
by Donkeyer July 30, 2017
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pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”
by Stayout March 1, 2019
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Straight

1. heterosexual

2. used to describe a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

3. to tell it straight - to tell the truth

4. see straight up
5. not gay
6. Literally Filip Taranek
Even the straightest of the straight are gay compared to Filip Taranek
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Straight

1. heterosexual

2. used to describe a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

3. to tell it straight - to tell the truth

4. see straight up
5. Not gay
6. Literally Filip Taranek
Even the straightest , manly man is gay compared to how straight Filip Taranek is
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You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
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straight pts fuqn

beat that tight pussy up face down ass up no questions asked
wifey: u comin home for lunch?
veteran: cummin hot straight pts fuqn
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
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straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
by TopFrag December 29, 2018
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