compliment sandwich

When an insult is softened by placing a compliment before and after.

That jerk Jason gave me a real compliment sandwich. He was like “I’m so happy we’re finally hanging out. You must be really comfortable around me to show up with your hair like that. Only a natural beauty could pull of that just-rolled-out-of-bed look.

by DonutDilla April 7, 2022

I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011

Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame

you being a turd sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

Sandwich people

Middle class people who are trapped between the upper and lower class citizens.

The sandwich people of Bangaldesh are just somehow surviving.

by zoxx June 26, 2022

Zufanutter Sandwich

2 slices of bread with a load of cum between them.

Robert made a world class zufanutter sandwich!

by Burrywood September 25, 2024

Smelly Sandwich

What a girl has in between her legs when every waffle chef in town has slathered her sandwich.

“Sammi’s trying to steal my boyfriend”
“Yeah you and everybody else.”
“I’m not threatened though I heard about her smelly sandwich.”

by canbyhighschoolshooter April 18, 2018