That guy is a real jerk. He is the son of shit.
I don't say this very often, but you are the son of shit.
I don't say this very often, but you are the son of shit.
by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016
Get the son of shit mug.When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.
The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.
by sd999 May 14, 2015
Get the Counter shit mug.When one goes to the bathroom to piss, but subsequently decides to take a shit as well. Similar to a pit stop in nascar, if a driver needs to get gas, he/she might decide to change the tires as well while they're at it.
Anonymous kid A: God dude I got out of Math class and had to take a piss the entire fucking class, I felt like I was about to get a UTI but I had to copy this Asian chick who was rocking a Hello Kitty watch so I knew she knew her shit.
Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?
Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!
Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?
Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!
by Hurdsauce July 27, 2011
Get the Shit Stop mug.A bowel movement generously paid for by taxpayer dollars. Considerably more satisfying than its mundane civilian counterpart.
Smith: "Jenkins, where have you been? We're five minutes late to the briefing. And why are you smiling?"
Jenkins: "Why, I just took a Government Shit!"
Jenkins: "Why, I just took a Government Shit!"
by goodmango June 28, 2009
Get the Government Shit mug.A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers
by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019
Get the Shit Closet mug.Verb, used interchangeably with "fucking up". Mostly in regards to destroying something that otherwise would be well organized.
by Hyperi0us October 13, 2021
Get the Shitting up mug.When your tongue is shitty because you have said some disagreeable or annoying things. What you call someone after they have said something stupid or pointless or aggravating.
Leizel: "I heard that if you eat more than two twinkies a day you will be obese by age 23"
Michelle: "Shut up you shit tongue"
Michelle: "Shut up you shit tongue"
by Dr. Hull MD March 30, 2009
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