Sex fiend

a person male or female who is sex crazed and always horny they can't get enough sex and that includes masterbation also known as a sex addict.

Man 1:Damn my bitch is a sex fiend from hell, she always wants to fuck im getting too tired for this shit.

Man 2: Dude i don't see your problem.

Man 1: Why don't you fuck her then and see how long it takes you to get tired you mother fucker.

by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

Sex Pistols

A great 70's punk band with few songs, but good ones at that, and an attitude to go along with it. They, however did not invent punk rock, but their style was more raw than others.

Holidays in the Sun, Bodies, Anarchy in the UK, God Save the Queen
anarchy

by ashley kenyeres November 30, 2003

rodeo sex

The act of doggy style coitus, where, approaching the climax, the male participant remarks "Your sister likes this way, too". He then starts the clock to see how long he can stay on.

Buck managed 27 seconds of rodeo sex with Annalise. He would, alas, never ride her again.

by Duckorange October 18, 2006

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

Hate Sex

Sex that's rough between two people that absolutely hate eachother.

Example-

witness 1-"Did you see that Sweden and Denmark? They sure were brutal in bed!"

Screaming fan girl-"Yesh but that hate sex was smexy like DAME!"

by rosuki July 20, 2009

relapse sex

when a person who has been celibate for a long period of time has a strong and sudden burst of sexual energy, causing them to have irrational and/or poor judgement, therefore causing them to fuck someone he or she has previously had one or more sexual encounters with in the past. this is usually meaningless, mindless sex. it's similar to angry-sex with the throwing of objects, but with less obscure language (ie. cursing).

chris: yo did you hear that sarah was celibate for awhile?
josh: that slut? no way, dog!
chris: i know. but she had some relapse sex with her ex-boyfriend, who is also my roommate. i was in the room during. then the dude gave me a high-five.

by IHUNTCANDY July 29, 2009

Sex Story

I just called my girlfriend Sara and had invited her over for some Netflix And Chill. She knew what was going to happen, so I bought some Durex up at 7-Eleven that evening, made sure my parents were out of the house and set up "Netflix" She got here at 6pm and she was wearing the sluttiest clothes. She entered my house and walked through to the living room...God she was hot. By the way, she's a slender redhead with huge tits and a nice ass... met her in High School. Anyway I was heading to the bathroom to take a mighty shit and "wrap it in foil." When I came back out she was sitting on the couch, dangling her bra in her hands. My mountain shot up at this point and she glanced down immediately. She dove at my crotch, undoing my pants and giving me the Blowjob of a Lifetime. I almost came, but held my nut in difficultly. She pulled out her tits and was clearly wet as fuck, so I pushed her on the bed, ripped of her booty shorts and panties, saw her tight, shaved and wet pussy and thrust my rod inside her. There was a moment of ecstasy on her face until I started fucking her brains out. I was screwing her so hard until she was moaning..."Oh...oh.....OHH FUCK YES..." she was almost screaming now..."OH JESUS CHRIST....OHHH...FUCK ME BABY.......YES...YES...YES!" Her tits were bouncing up and down and I was about to cum. We were trying all the positions; 69, Doggystyle, Cowgirl etc, cumming over and over until I had to switch condoms. We slept after that.

This is a sex story

by Dat_Memester December 6, 2016