Tom Bowen

Also known as “Albino”, Tom is one of the greatest people ever known to man. He attends FHS and is one of a kind.

Hey, did you see Tom Bowen over there? Man he’s so sexy!

by Coolguy1028 September 13, 2022

Tom Wall

A gay cunt who reckons hes so top

"did you hear tom wall sucked a dick?" "tom wall sucks everyones dick dude."

by tomlovescock July 05, 2021

tangy tom

An amazing little potato ball of joy and goodness that tastes like tomatoes

Wow Cameron, have you tried these tangy toms

by Frazzmundo December 12, 2015

Tom Coffey

An innocent man sentenced to death in Stephen King's novel the Green Mile. He is a miracle of God and is known for his overwhelming kindness and ability to heal the sick.

Kaila: "Did you hear what happened to Tom Coffey in the Green Mile?"

Christian: "Yeah, it was the only time I've ever cried while watching a movie. He was a miracle of God."

by They Kill 'em with their Love January 28, 2012

mad tom

usually combined with "hangover" to describe "the dorm drunk"

esp. used in ARMSTRONG

Cabin of Mad Tom Hangover is inhibited by Deana

by ballaaa statuss October 27, 2008

Monty tom

A lovely baby from england that eats oat biscuits

Oh look at that monty tom singing in the wind

by Resmond debil May 06, 2024

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 03, 2019