banana nut crunch

so scientist have studied the banana nut crunch is a serial for old ass niggas like AJ ,usually if you eat the cereal you are 80 years old

I know an old ass person name AJ and he eats banana nut crunch

banana nut crunch by EmbracingTruth June 12, 2020

Ghost Nut

The ghost nut is all that green stuff on the skulls in Sea of Thieves y'know? Like it's all up in the head of the high level boys and up in the nose and the eyes and sometimes in the sky when there is a large concentration of nut like during skeleton forts. You take the ghost nut and sell it to the order of souls who's prime goal it is to use the nut for maximum gain, be it for personal consumption which can also be done be a player if the have a high enough reputation. They also get the nut all up in they cloth and the ship so they can flaunt they collected nut.

Boy, I wonder what the order of souls is doing with all that ghost nut!

Ghost Nut by Ghost Nut Collector February 17, 2021

Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.

Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.

Macaroni nut by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021

Calm A Nut 

To relax in ones sexually frustrated testicular region

Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut

Calm A Nut by Fatika February 22, 2011

Slap of the nut 

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

Slap of the nut by SimCouta March 10, 2011

so what got my nut 

A fantastic approach to take towards life, one that allows you the freedom to do what you'd like without having to worry about what other people think or feel about your choice of action

Jenny told my I had the smallest dick out of any guy she'd ever been with. The thing is, I jizzed on her face last night and could care less. So what got my nut!

so what got my nut by RichardBSwelling August 5, 2017

Steven Hawking Nut 

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.

Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!

Steven Hawking Nut by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017