Michael

His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3

Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."

Miles: "Ew apple gay"

Nathaniel: "cool."

Dante: "anYwaYs"

Michael: "huh?"

Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"

Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"

Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"

Rogan: "wadafak?"

by That One Discord Person May 6, 2021

Joshua Michael Nayar

A fucking gay Indian motherfucker that loves to slap cats ass and get jumped by dogs , he is like a magnet for animal sex

The animals were turned on by Joshua Michael Nayar

by Orange fuck October 1, 2021

Michael Byrnes

GAA Analytic in one of national teams. Owns a ROBLOX group with 16.000 people called Ro-fa. Has done bad decisions which allowed RO-FA ho downhill.

- Hey, have you heard what happened to RO-FA and why everyone goes to PFA or MFA?
- Michael Byrnes fucked it up again...
- Aww man.

by Calm, issa joke. July 13, 2020

Michael Mcfaded

This term is used when you are so geeked it's rambunctious.

Like higher than a kite on coke.

"Damn Jynxzi, you're Michael McFaded on god no kizzy yurh yurh *dab*'

by AerickBacon December 5, 2023

Michael Houtzer

The sexiest man alive. Plays baritone saxophone like my big balls

Michael Houtzer is Jizz

by anonymous January 16, 2023

Michael and Johansen

Stoopeh

Michael and Johansen are stoopehs

by Gay Ass Fagot December 20, 2020

Michael Steven Duncan

A name for someone who is a dyke

That girl is a total Michael Steven Duncan

by Hotmilfs.net April 23, 2022