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mexican mud pit

Pouring salsa onto your penis for lube for anal sex.
The porn director asked the actors for a Mexican mud pit.
by Chocolate banana April 13, 2021
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Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.
Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.
by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018
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mexican coronavirus cure

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.
mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato
by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020
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mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration
I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
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Mexican Pack Mule

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.
by Nukaworldsupreme November 2, 2019
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Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.
Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.
by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020
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