meat checking

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.

My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.

by 239 king May 24, 2018

Meat Train

A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."

"My bi friend talked me into a meat train with him and his girlfriend"

by FishTheChris July 30, 2016

Chunky meat

Its when you see a guy with short legs and a short torso whos body shape Is circular/round and waddles around instead of walking. Whos usually goes by the name J. Who talks too much in the weight room and cant say Noo to eating out all the time. Someone who thinks they are the ish in throwing. And someone who is fat but buff.

Dammmn chunky meat! You need to calm down on that burger!

by Elvispresley23 August 1, 2012

Meat Nerd

A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.

Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!

I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!

by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021

meat carriage

A vehicle that is used to drive others around, much like a taxi cab, but the fare is paid with meat instead of currency.

Justin: "Hey can you drive me to the airport in your meat carriage?"
Evan: "Yeah, but it will cost you 3 packs of sausages."
Justin: "Fair enough."

by meattaxi December 5, 2015

MEAT IN THE MOUTH

WHEN A DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

Wow, I got meat in the mouth. Yum!

by yummyyummy69 November 20, 2018

Meat sauce

Men's chest hair. Specifically a term used ro describe chest hair when you like it.

Terell was wearing a button down that was showing off his meat sauce.

by MsHahLee September 9, 2022