November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can

Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok

by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020

making monkey

sexual intercourse

“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

I just tried to make you guys laugh

The thing that attention seeking girls say when nobody thinks their joke is funny. Mostly seen in YouTube comment sections and are most likely an anime pfp

Attention seeking girl: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to XD
*gets negative comments*
Attention Seeking girl: Edit: I just tried to make you guys laugh :(

by shinyr December 27, 2020

make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

Oh that makes sense

What you say when you're proved wrong by a thousand different people.

Guy 1: X is actually Y
Everyone: *Provides a lot of proof that says otherwise*
Guy 1: Oh that makes sense

by personinsidethemachine January 16, 2021

Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.

They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!

by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021

personality make-up

The person you pretend to be so that people will like you, you have friends, you can hold down a job and people want to date you.

Going on a date tonight - better put my personality make-up on so she actually fancies me.

by AdLibera January 23, 2021