Part-time Post

When people make shit up just to use icons on Facebook, and they do it well.

A post that is somewhat true not telling the whole truth.
I can see and tell this bitch is full of it, "Part-time Post".

With all these Part-time Posts I can't tell whose real and whose fake.

Y'all some Part-time Posting ass bitches!
by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013
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Pot Post

Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"
"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"
by Ohsider October 14, 2014
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Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 09, 2019
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scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh
Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.
by woogs February 17, 2010
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flame post

A abusive message posted on the Internet or sent by email, typically in quick response to another message.
Why did ypu sent that flame post?
by SvenOslo June 18, 2017
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Post-HeadClarity

Post-HeadClarity Is the feeling you have after getting brain and not knowing how to feel, so your result is acting a mixture of surprised and shocked, same word? No. Same meaning? Yup.
Friend: “Ayo you good you ain’t lookin yourself”

Man: “Nah man don’t worry just in the middle of Post-HeadClarity“
by yaboiyonkers September 13, 2020
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Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21
Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
by backupwaffles April 29, 2021
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