carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch
Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
by prairiefairy May 15, 2010
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fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.
by RhodeIslandwords November 03, 2017
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Burning Hair

To have sex with
Am I'm still gonna be able to burn hair after this procedure?

What were you doing in the back seat?

Man you know, burning hair!
by f1m03 February 22, 2021
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bubic hair

I hate it when my shit clings to my bubic hair (or bubes)!
by Bubes McGee October 27, 2015
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Bubic Hair

The hair that grows on a woman's breasts (or a man's moobs).
The producers of Lost decided Hurley would forever keep his shirt on when they got one look at his bubic hair.
by Cyanide Cupcake August 24, 2011
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Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent
Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass
by SawyersRus December 30, 2023
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CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)
“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in GleeKurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”
by oopsiezs January 07, 2025
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