hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

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hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017

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Madam Hair Kulture a.k.a MHK, is someone that sells quality hairs on Instagram.. Madam Hair KULTURE is known for giving her customers affordable quality.. Madam Hair Kulture is also a guru in wig making, hair revamping and coloring.. She is a perfectionist and will do anything to make her customers happy

Be a guru, be a Madam Hair Kulture

by Yourhabits February 4, 2020

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Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020

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Revenge hair cut

Revenge Hair Cut

Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes

by Swim Coach Al April 1, 2020

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Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

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