babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

2nd day grease

1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something

2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.

1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck

2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross

by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018

Drop a greasy

Take a dump. Defacate.

I went to the bathroom to drop a greasy.

by Chuckie Sue September 20, 2018

Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019

Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God

He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area

by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020

Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.

Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?

by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021