Apple

When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange

Ally - time to apple u momma
Mortimer - no u youngester

by Scribscrab May 30, 2021

Eve Apple

The Adam's apple of a transgender woman

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."

by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019

apple

a red/green circullar fruit that grows from a tree part of the rose family.

Oh Jeremy, did you eat the last apple?

by ugsdenploy August 29, 2021

apple

1. the fruit of an apple tree
2. someone who's rude and has no sense of humor

person 1: look at that apple! it's as green as the nachos I left on the pee soaked floor.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.

by KAMEORNEV December 25, 2022

apple

were you deepthroat somebody until there breakfast comes out then you finger there asshole and scratch the rectum

please can i apple you “yes sure” thanks you nigger

by rasist February 14, 2022

The Apple Show

This specific show is pretty much famous. You have the star every time , Apple. And the host, The Abusive Host. Then you have the audience Nothing , Banana , Security , Audience One ,and Audience two! If you are bad you get a fence throwing! BOOM! That is the Apple show.

OMG ITS THE APPLE SHOW YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Delaney Doyle June 1, 2018

Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.

"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."

by DrLewd April 26, 2022