Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 12, 2020
by A$APwayne6 March 9, 2017
A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.
by Boof lord September 20, 2019
When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 17, 2019
A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.
by rickbone1055 August 3, 2023
Lincoln center: A mid university for those who were rejected from NYU, Columbia, and Barnard but still willing to pay 80k a year. “The CITY is my campus”
Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there
Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there
I go to Fordham University Lincoln center
So you also got rejected from NYU?
I go to Fordham University Rose hill
So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?
So you also got rejected from NYU?
I go to Fordham University Rose hill
So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?
by Anonymous ram November 20, 2022
(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie March 24, 2016