Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.

"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."

by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022

Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.

The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.

by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022

Ninja stuff

What Tactical Tommy calls his clothing optional scented oil-covered all male rainbow unicorn parties in magical Saratoga.

Oh my. Tommy is doing ninja stuff on the lawn again. Get the hose.

by Informedaboutscritching October 1, 2022

ninja

most commonly a word used instead of the n-word

HEY NINJA

OH YOU FUCKING MESSED UP NOW NINJA

by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022

Ninja

A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.

Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022