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Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.
You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.
by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018
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Meat Puppet

Used to descibe a person that is talked down to, made fun of, called ugly names, and basically treated like shit by someone trying to make themselves feel superoir by being mean.
I deserve better than you because you are just meat puppet that does not understand how much I need my ass fluffed.
by Boots -N - Knives February 9, 2018
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Meat's On The Roof

The chant shouted after an endless afternoon of tailgating, micks, and doing the chicken fat dance deteriorates into throwing meat of any variety onto the roof of a nearby house.
After watching MG toss a bratwurst onto the roof the group erupted into a repeating and an escalating chant: "Meat's On The Roof" "Meat's On the Roof" "Meat's On THE ROOF" Hooray!
by MOTR March 22, 2009
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Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"
Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her
by DerekBennett May 16, 2014
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Sweet to the meat

New Zealand slang for something being awesome or ok , can be used to agree on something
"Hey bro, Dave has gotta swappa of beers waiting for us at his place"

"sweet to the meat!" "Nothing like free beer!"
by Part time Dr Phil December 18, 2012
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MEAT IN THE MOUTH

Wow, I got meat in the mouth. Yum!
by yummyyummy69 November 20, 2018
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Meat Mush

"Meat mush" is when meatloaf gets soft from cheap meat. It turns to mush.
God she made meat mush again. I wish her mother would have died with that recipe.
by oger68 February 3, 2010
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