Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".

Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...

by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019

co-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnephew's wife.

My co-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's wife.

My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

friend in law

When two people have the same level of friendship with a mutual but they exist in different contexts of the mutual's life. The two can and likely do cross paths from time to time, but without the mutual the two have no unique connection to one another.

Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws

Girl 1: Are you coming to my bachelorette party this weekend?
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!

by flashmobgary September 19, 2024

grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's spouse.

My grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods

Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place

by N0Comment November 20, 2015

Ughimer's law

the rule that everyone is more attractive than you, or a certain person. The gender or age doesn't matter with Ughimer's law, it just says that one person is literally uglier than everyone else, no matter what. It also makes it so you don't have to compare.

I bet Spiri is uglier than Fazzy.
they are both equal imo.
no Spiri is worse.
Lets compare.
remember Ughimer's law, it applies to Spiri, there is no need.

by spiricomet November 8, 2017