Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

by Nyxy January 2, 2020

Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008

Alabama Patty Cake

When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.

"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"

by BamaBaker February 22, 2020

Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012

Anal Crumb cake

When crumbs of poo escape the anal hole kinda like dingle berries but more tough

dude i need to go wipe i can feel the anal crumb cake in my butt cheeks

by Pattzo February 8, 2010

pipe my cake

Anal sex

“If you had the chance to pipe my cake, would ya?”

by Mush11 April 20, 2018

poke those cakes

another term for tapping a nice ass

*hot chick walks by*

Guy 1: Dude check out that ass!

Guy 2: Damn, I'd poke those cakes!

by heezy deezy January 19, 2011