t-shirt boys

\ ˈtē-ˌshərt ˈbȯis\ n. A member of a volunteer or paid-call fire department who never shows up to training. This member also never responds to calls, even though they may be less than a mile from the call. These members are just in it for the fire department t-shirt.

Well it's Thursday and none of the t-shirt boys have showed up for training.

There was a call one block away from one of the t-shirt boys house and he didn't even respond when Active 911 showed him as being home.

by BC2703 February 17, 2020

real t time

Stands for real talk time. A quick session with a person or persons in which you tell secrets.

Hey, that was good real t time over skype last night.

by asldhkjfb a,nmsd October 8, 2013

Heavy T Bumpa

Well rounded lady with a heavy behind. In other words, "too much booty in da pants."

Nevill: Damn girl, you gots yoself a Heavy T Bumpa!!!

Didi: Why thank you home boy,

by realgangstuh4life November 15, 2011

T-Mobile Wifi

It seems perfect when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023

T/E Middle

TE is one of the middle school’s that go to Conestoga. This is the stage between irritating little kids and druggies. People are either annoyingly nice or psychos.

You’re either in Calculus in 5th grade or On Level. No real middle ground.

All the girls are obsessed with volleyball. All the guys are obsessed with being little shits.

You go to T/E Middle School? Have fun being babied for four years and then suddenly getting hit in the face with an insane workload, causing you to become depressed and start doing drugs.

by ADBS69 November 6, 2020

Nirvana T Shirt

Def1: Expressing you like a band either by wearing merch or listing them as a favorite band but having little to no knowledge of the band

Def2: to call out someone who is a nirvana t shirt by testing them on their knowledge

Person 1: "Oh, nice Nirvana tshirt, whats your favorite song?"
Person 2: "Smells Like Teen Spirit for sure!"
Person 1: "can you.. name any other songs?"
Person 2: "not off the top of my head"
Person 3: "see? I knew she was just a Nirvana T Shirt a$$ mf"

by Pseudonym hymn February 11, 2021

Professor .T. Phillips

A lot like 'Jekyll and Hyde' but instead it's 'Thomas Phillips and Professor .T. Phillips'. and instead it can be controlled but he still drank a potion to ignite the contagious virus. Professor .T. Phillips is a wise young man who can sometimes go over the barrier and act a little.. strange, using quotes such as 'St Nick' and 'Balderdash'. He lives in a mansion in the rural South West with his science lab along the corridor and up the stairs. It's where he gets into his tuxedo and experiments away, sometimes can go to far resulting in being too posh, speaking too wisely, being arrogant and an ignorant little racist pig. He loves too play Football with his grand shoes he flexes 24/7 too his, dear peers as he would say. He also loves to play darts and pretends the dart board is a certain someone, named Daniel *****. Professor .T. Phillips is a life-ruining hypocrite, who goes around slapping, cutting, and elbowing certain people, (won't mention names). He's a hypocrite because he does all that stuff for no reason and if you accidently nudge him by a centimetre he will go and tell the Police and that's you're life done. Also, if you ever stumble across him in public do NOT call him a fat bastard, unless you want your life ruined. Not to mention he adores his ties and bowties. Also he laughs in the up-most (as he would say) obnoxious way possible whilst clapping his chubby little hands like a baby desperate for there little train set.

That posh ol' pikey over there, he's a bit of a Professor .T. Phillips.

by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021