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Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!
I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!
by Lucycakes April 30, 2016
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Sock Puppeting

When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020
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The Sock Method

The action that someone does to hatch eggs on Pokémon Go. By putting their phone in a sock, swinging it around at a moderate tempo, while also probably binging Pokémon Journeys…. Other methods include attaching the sock to a ceiling fan, a beloved pet Fido, or your helpful roomba robot. The sock method can be altered to satisfy any GameFreaks egg hatching needs. As long as your phone is in a sock, the method is being performed correctly.

To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.
Oh just ignore Koda, he’s trying to hatch all the 10km eggs on PokemonGo before the next community day. The sock method seems to work really well, but they should honestly just go on a real walk and touch the grass.
by PPMoneyBags1127 February 15, 2025
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Socked Cock

She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
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Socking

The act of sounding and docking simultaneously. Each man inserts one end of the sounding rod into their penises, then docks by interlocking foreskins.
Person: Yo you wanna dock later?
Person: Nah bro, everyone’s socking now. You should try it.
by ronwald_johnson69 May 22, 2025
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sock shaming

When you judge someone for their socks, depending on the characteristics; Size, shape, color, etc.
Girl: what are those?
Guy: legs?

Girl: no the socks
Guy: ARE YOU SOCK SHAMING?
by MasterPalp January 10, 2018
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Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell!

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist
If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell themyour mother sews socks in hell!”
by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023
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