son of shit

When someone is the absolute worst. It does not get much worse than the Son of Shit.

That guy is a real jerk. He is the son of shit.

I don't say this very often, but you are the son of shit.

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016

Shit Stop

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, but subsequently decides to take a shit as well. Similar to a pit stop in nascar, if a driver needs to get gas, he/she might decide to change the tires as well while they're at it.

Anonymous kid A: God dude I got out of Math class and had to take a piss the entire fucking class, I felt like I was about to get a UTI but I had to copy this Asian chick who was rocking a Hello Kitty watch so I knew she knew her shit.

Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?

Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!

by Hurdsauce July 27, 2011

Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

by MCRT February 26, 2011

colossal shit

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs

I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

Shitting up

Verb, used interchangeably with "fucking up". Mostly in regards to destroying something that otherwise would be well organized.

Pinterest only exists for shitting up Google image search results.

by Hyperi0us October 13, 2021

man, shit

man, shit is a phrase said when somebody is distressed or depressed about something. it can also be said to agree with somebody is depressed or distressed.

Freddy- "man, shit. i have not been laid in 4 years."

L'il Timmy- "man, shit"

Richard-"tommy your mom has died"

Tommy- "man, shit"

by midgaardseldar July 4, 2009

Shit Tongue

When your tongue is shitty because you have said some disagreeable or annoying things. What you call someone after they have said something stupid or pointless or aggravating.

Leizel: "I heard that if you eat more than two twinkies a day you will be obese by age 23"

Michelle: "Shut up you shit tongue"

by Dr. Hull MD March 30, 2009