The special second

This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.

As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.

by von groovy August 22, 2024

Clementi Town Secondry

The secondary school where the uniforms are confusing, hot, and ties get lost. Phones, the gems of our lives, has been taken forcefully and thrown into the locker. Us Clementeens Are all green flags (look at our shirt it's so obvious) And we have CCAP instead of form chers😔😔😔 9 different types of pasta exists here soooooo and it's next to Clementi mall 😍😍 The sch songs also the best and we got da iPads 😍😍😍

"wahlao... Why wear so much green ah boy" Ah Chong asked
"Oh... This? I'm from Clementi Town Secondry" Ah Ming responded proudly
"WAH!SUCH A BAD SCHOOL! MY SON AH... GO TO NANYANG!!!" Ah Chong exclaimed
"WAOW SO SMAR...wait Ur son go nanyang..?"

by MaXiaoTiao😍😍😍 February 6, 2024

Going Back For Seconds

reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.

"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Mary Ward Catholic secondary school

filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's

person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school

by salamipooh November 12, 2023

Terry Fox Secondary

If any teachers are seeing this just remember that you gotta face reality
-K8T

Terry Fox Secondary is a place where you would see police cars everyday

by K8t34evuh November 20, 2023

Tanjong Katong Secondary School

A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard

Tanjong Katong Secondary School is very nice and cool though the toilet not very clean

by f.ireinthe-holy February 14, 2024

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024