Classic Sam's 15 minute break

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?

Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.

by Classic Sam August 23, 2009

tuna slammin sam

A sexy smart female by the name of sam who performs a wrestling move known as the tuna slammer. She will throw the opponent to the ground then stick her tuna in the opponents face. The individual will have a rocking body,blonde hair, known to be very intelligent and as well very funny.

the wrestler just performed the tuna slammin sam

by fred11111111111111111111111 October 29, 2011

Yosemite Sam

Finger bangin' two girls at the same time with quick draw action such as Yosemite Sam would do.

Sean was Yosemite Sammin' these two girls so hard last night.

by Ba Jare Bear July 10, 2011

toocan sam

a girl named jess stevens with a big nose and nice tits.

hey look its toocan sam. caw caw

by shawno October 12, 2004

Sneaky Sam C

When the smoker chick gets on the train at taita and she has nothing to smoke on, Sam gives her something to smoke. His meat cigar. She's so filthy she'd smoke on anything.

That dirty smoker chick got on yesterday without a smoke. Thank god i gave her a Sneaky Sam C!

by some_baked_as_c April 29, 2011

Uncle Sam

This is when you titty fuck a female and bust a nut on her chin, so the nut drips off her chin forming a white beard.

I gave nicole an uncle sam.

by hoto March 6, 2005

phyco sam

a crazy desies that samantha passes on when she savagly attacked a person befor she died she used to be a kid who got staight As and used to kick Every ones ass in cs. AND WHEN SHE GETS TICKED OFF SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS LIKE CRAZY AND. and shes really good at stealing

SIGNS OF THE DESIESE

out of control fighting
out of controlle stealing
out of control bitting
racial fighting
desire of watchin people bleed

(WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE)

1:man that sam wooped my ass

2:boy:or ay do u now that sam

Girl:yeah she kick my ass at school

Boy: yeah she kick my ass in cs it was hella sad

4:man that bryen kid pulled a sam on me it was crazy

man the crazy person gave me the sam desiese by bitting me uncontrolably




docter: sorry your child got the daieses

mom: wut is it
Doctoer: she got sam alosis

man that cracker got his ass kicked bay a crazy black man who gots the sam

by Dirty chavez of california June 22, 2004