the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021
by shay dogg April 10, 2008
thatrandomperson and teegan
Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024
A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 06, 2025
The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
by WERQ May 07, 2014
a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023