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Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022
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Button Pusher

Mainly composed of lazy civil servants, specifically those that avoids face to face contact with clients and coworkers, one who likes pushing buttons and or enters orders and relies slave workers or low payed personal.
Dr Lazy is just a button pusher, because he ordered a new medication and did see or tell the patient about the medicine.
by 15chiefs to one Indian March 30, 2023
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Urine Pusher

A name for a man’s Penis while taking a leak
My my my! I like how much pee comes out your urine pusher! Don’t tell mom that I seen your urine pusher
by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023
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Mud pushers

The general says stop being mud pushers
by Biggus Nibbis May 26, 2023
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face pusher

Invading ones space using their face in an unexpected manor.
Stop being a face pusher you jerk.
by Just_A_Ghost December 19, 2023
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Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
by RoguePoster January 11, 2024
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temple pusher

someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish
Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"

Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."
by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024
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