Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

Falcon Punch

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to

"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."

by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015

jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023

bridge punch

A punch that barely connects.

It didn’t do much damage, cause it was just a bridge punch.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Unitas Punch

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).

I lost my ring last night.

Word?

Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.

by Bland Milk June 5, 2011

Ugandan punch

An act of assault where you sucker punch someone directly in the Nose. Same idea as the Indian burn.

I’m gonna give patty an Ugandan Punch

by Fortnite1500 February 19, 2022

Cunt Punch

When A Squirter Queef's.

I just had a Cunt Punch. It was very wet.

by DJ.JAM-EZ March 13, 2023