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Pig

!!TW cops!!

People that are gross and apart of law enforcement. Used to be cute animals but now those animals are called alive bacon.
"MOMMMMMMMM I WANT A PET PIGGGGGGG!!!!"

"Sweetie, i cant buy a cop."
by Im jus coo January 22, 2021
mugGet the Pigmug.

Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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skidder pig

A nasty fat bitch who takes more dick than a pornstar in the ass
by Cumdumpster121 November 11, 2017
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Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter
person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*
by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022
mugGet the Guinea pigmug.

pig

One who indulges in a particular habit or habits excessively, whether by the frequency, or how often, they engage in particular activities, or, if the opportunity to engage in those activities are often unavailable, by indulgence in that habit’s most extreme forms.
“I’ve mostly had great experiences with law enforcement, but the ones who abuse their authority are absolute pigs”
“Eating takes my mind off of the stress, but I’m always so busy, so if I manage to find time for food, I always just hit a buffet and pig out!”
“I love to be dominated, abused and taken control of by my master. If he tells me to bend over, “yes, daddy”- give me your money, “yes, daddy”. I’m such a pig slut for a man that takes what he wants from me.
by anonymous January 11, 2021
mugGet the pigmug.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists

Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.

"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.

The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.

"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."

"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."

"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013
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