Monkey Music

Music or noises made by black people which offends the sensibilities of decent and civilised white folk.

Can also refer to music or noises made by unsophisticated white people who are aping the traditions, rhythms, or performance style of black people.

Why Herr Hitler, I must agree with your profound dislike and rejection of the hideous monkey music that the American Jazz troupe are blaring out from the stage. It offends my ears and is most discordant indeed.

by Colonel C'Ustard T'art January 8, 2011

love monkey

a person who swings from one relationship to the next; can't break up with one person until they've found their next relationship.

Chad has never been single. He's such a love monkey.

by carlmdc January 13, 2011

Peace Monkey

Left-wing bitches who oppose any war or military operation conducted by the United States and its allies - but see no problem with attacks and killings committed by the enemies of the US and its allies. Originated by Savannah, GA radio talk show host Ben Bennett just after 9/11.

I was at the Marine recruiting station today, and there were a bunch of Peace Monkeys outside calling us "baby killers."

by truelover3 June 4, 2010

Lazy Monkey

Being lazy for no reason, and on top of that not funcioning properly.

If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.

Woah! Man, you're a lazy monkey and you got a lazy monkey in your pants.

by TxTxTx August 15, 2004

monkey meat

to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis

Yo, I got some monkey meat last night. This girl is so hott but she won't give up the monkey meat.

by N-Rette October 8, 2008

monkey wheel

When you're doing a girl from the back, you take out a live caged monkey, have it take your place,(since youre on this site, she shouldn't be able to tell the difference) You then proceed to move to the side of the girl, and slap her with a wheel. Wheelbarrows can also be substituted.

Me: Fuck's sake
Her: Yeah, keep at it
Me: Oh something is at it.
Her: Oh shit the Monkey Wheel!
Me: GOTCHA BITCH!

by Troy Winters June 21, 2006

monkey spank

A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.

"Greg is such a monkey spank."

by x January 22, 2003