cum inside me

The words that make a female pregnant

Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!

by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018

Don't park me.

To control someone's success.

Boss- I'm lowering your commission. You're making too much money.

Salesman - Don't park me. I quit.

by Ebullient Gideon October 16, 2011

Fuck-me-light

The glowing portion of an enemy in a video game (usually a boss), indicating a weak or vulnerable area.

Every boss in starfox(tm) has a fuck-me-light.

by MR.Killstick February 9, 2012

school banned me

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

Knock me up

"KNOCK ME UP" is the saying amongst people having sex that they want to have babies with the male or they want to get pregnant due to kinky reasons

Holy shit Max knock me up daddy!!!!!!

by endervortex2000 November 14, 2021

me best mate

Someone who’s shit you put up with cause you know you can always count on them.

This is me best mate got some strange ways but a heart of gold, can always count on her/him

by Blueford December 31, 2018

Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

by slimalien March 14, 2020