Land Maggot

Cyclist, usually on a road bike wearing lycra, hogging all of the road.

Look at that land maggot and its mates taking up the f*****g road. Soot the dog out!!!

by Hemi P May 17, 2025

Sea Maggot

Jetski owner, usually a sea doo with ask the decal packs added on.

Look at that sea doo rider flying through the no wake zone. What a sea maggot.

by Hemi P May 17, 2025

Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.

Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Booby Magic

Booby Magic occurs when two women rub their bare breasts together. This is where Unicorns, Leprechauns, Fairies, and Rainbows come from.

Did you see those 2 women in Sturgis at the Glencoe Campground pavilion #63 making Booby Magic all over the place?

by Peachy 🍑 July 21, 2025

‘The Magic That’ ™️

when the roach falls out & you’re left with no option but to hit it raw.

(ergo; smoking a joint with no filter.)

“ah shiznit man! fuckin’ roach fell out!”
“no worries mate, it’s ‘the magic that’ ™️ !”
“ah! of course! the classic slip of the roach, causing what once was my joint into what now is: ‘The Magic That’ ™️ superb!

by Kyle Barrone August 15, 2025

Cranky Magi

Irritable whore, just like my ex.

She is a Cranky Magi, always irritates the shit out of me.

by embersaw September 29, 2025

Dark Magician Software

code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it

Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."

by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025