meat tusk

another name for your penis, Johnson, purple-headed yogurt slinger, one-eyed dragon

Hey Jarry, did you get some strange last night?

"Yeah, I threw my meat tusk in the ol' gutted muskrat. Now it burns when I piss though. Think I should get checked?"

Nah, that's normal.

by TuskyMcTuskerson March 2, 2014

meat curten

The lips of a females va jj .

Damn girl your meat curten is showen below your shorts.

by whipperwill April 21, 2014

Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"

Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her

by DerekBennett May 16, 2014

Meat Peeping

Gathering intel on any & all foreign packages in an all male shower. Despite rampant homophobia among athletes & YMCA members meat peeping is prevalent in locker room showers as it is the simplest method of peer review for penile discrimination.

Frank: Are you going to hit the showers; wash off all that chlorine?
Saul: I would but there's a lot of meat peeping right now. Todd's yoga class just got out.

by deathday July 10, 2014

Meat Paws

JUICY FINGERS

Mr. Whitney attempted to put on his leather gloves but his meat paws prevented him from doing so.

by 247 JAK December 17, 2014

Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

by ChesterTM May 10, 2015

meat blunt

A blunt made out of meat

Melanie is smoking a dank meat blunt.

by Melanie500 October 26, 2016